you could try food, like cooking, or making drinks? you were always pretty good in the kitchen.
retail is a broad spectrum. you might not be great at selling clothes but you could wind up being a fan-freaking-tastic real estate agent or something.
Richie do you think about sex things I might be good at you have to answer now or I'm going to stress out about this all night. Oh my god this isn't what I wanted to talk about.
I can't be a real estate agent my last one in New York was the worst creature alive and he had perfect teeth and I'm pretty sure he ripped me off because he could tell I wanted to get it over with. Fucker probably paid for those teeth with all the soul sucking commission he made.
...Food could actually be kind of interesting though. Especially since cashews won't actually kill me.
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I don't think so. But even if they do, I don't think I want to go back to that. I don't know, it's kind of soul sucking.
I don't think I'd be very good at retail.
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you could try food, like cooking, or making drinks? you were always pretty good in the kitchen.
retail is a broad spectrum.
you might not be great at selling clothes but you could wind up being a fan-freaking-tastic real estate agent or something.
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I can't be a real estate agent my last one in New York was the worst creature alive and he had perfect teeth and I'm pretty sure he ripped me off because he could tell I wanted to get it over with. Fucker probably paid for those teeth with all the soul sucking commission he made.
...Food could actually be kind of interesting though. Especially since cashews won't actually kill me.
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I don't have a lot of experience in the housing market but if perfect teeth is something to look out for, I'll keep it in mind.
Nope. They won't. Plus you could test out all the benefits of your culinary labor on me?
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Just to clarify.
Perfect teeth + an asshole car + if they talk loudly into their phone on speaker in public. But that's just generally good life advice.
Ok listen if I poison you you literally aren't allowed to be mad at me because it was your idea in the first place.
lortttt
really.
Sounds like it. I know a couple of those back home. not my favorite people.
sounds good.
if that's how I go it's how I go.
here today, gone tomato.
so, what's cooking good lookin?
just promise you won't have a bake-down.
the steaks are too high, eddie.
i cannoli do so much.
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( this is so embarrassing. )
Anyway.
Oh Jesus, this is awful. Can you block people on these things? If this is what I'm going to have to live with I'm not sure it's worth it.
Some of those are really half-baked.
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Don't be so salty
It's not the wurst job here in town.
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If I was looking for advice on a tight 5 I would have asked for it.
And all these puns are too cheesy for me.
( you've created a monster richie )
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My tight five used to pay my bills, you tight ass.
It's a good thing you're not lactose intolerant then.
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Did I get checked for that?
Oh, wait never mind, we had pizza.
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yep, so cross that one off of your allergies list too haha
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(The uniform is cute)
I'm allergic to your terrible puns write that on the list