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sloppybitch
2021-01-31 07:57 pm (UTC)
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I think about sex things all the time especially sex stuff you might be good at.
I don't have a lot of experience in the housing market but if perfect teeth is something to look out for, I'll keep it in mind.
Nope. They won't. Plus you could test out all the benefits of your culinary labor on me?
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salbutamol
2021-01-31 08:07 pm (UTC)
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Because that's a fun way to kill time when the day is quiet or because there are things that need to improve?
Just to clarify.
Perfect teeth + an asshole car + if they talk loudly into their phone on speaker in public. But that's just generally good life advice.
Ok listen if I poison you you literally aren't allowed to be mad at me because it was your idea in the first place.
lortttt
sloppybitch
2021-02-01 05:37 pm (UTC)
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more like my mind wanders. don't worry you've got like a 4.0 gpa when it comes to the sex stuff.
really.
Sounds like it. I know a couple of those back home. not my favorite people.
sounds good.
if that's how I go it's how I go.
here today, gone tomato.
so, what's cooking good lookin?
just promise you won't have a bake-down.
the steaks are too high, eddie.
i cannoli do so much.
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salbutamol
2021-02-02 12:20 am (UTC)
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Oh, okay. That's cool :-) You too, by the way.
( this is so embarrassing. )
Anyway.
Oh Jesus, this is awful. Can you block people on these things? If this is what I'm going to have to live with I'm not sure it's worth it.
Some of those are really half-baked.
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sloppybitch
2021-02-03 12:41 am (UTC)
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I hope you're not grading me on a curve.
Don't be so
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It's not the
wurst
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salbutamol
2021-02-03 05:57 am (UTC)
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Okay, oh my God that's enough.
If I was looking for advice on a tight 5 I would have asked for it.
And all these puns are too cheesy for me.
( you've created a monster richie )
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sloppybitch
2021-02-04 06:47 pm (UTC)
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Don't act like you don't love it.
My tight five used to pay my bills, you tight ass.
It's a good thing you're not lactose intolerant then.
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salbutamol
2021-02-04 08:55 pm (UTC)
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Well your tight five isn't paying my bills so whether or not I find your jokes funny is actually irrelevant.
Did I get checked for that?
Oh, wait never mind, we had pizza.
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sloppybitch
2021-02-12 03:12 am (UTC)
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not here anyway maybe I should get a better job? IDK I like working for Gwen
yep, so cross that one off of your allergies list too haha
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salbutamol
2021-02-16 06:09 pm (UTC)
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Do you WANT a different job? If you like the arcade you should stay at the arcade.
(The uniform is cute)
I'm allergic to your terrible puns write that on the list
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I don't have a lot of experience in the housing market but if perfect teeth is something to look out for, I'll keep it in mind.
Nope. They won't. Plus you could test out all the benefits of your culinary labor on me?
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Just to clarify.
Perfect teeth + an asshole car + if they talk loudly into their phone on speaker in public. But that's just generally good life advice.
Ok listen if I poison you you literally aren't allowed to be mad at me because it was your idea in the first place.
lortttt
really.
Sounds like it. I know a couple of those back home. not my favorite people.
sounds good.
if that's how I go it's how I go.
here today, gone tomato.
so, what's cooking good lookin?
just promise you won't have a bake-down.
the steaks are too high, eddie.
i cannoli do so much.
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( this is so embarrassing. )
Anyway.
Oh Jesus, this is awful. Can you block people on these things? If this is what I'm going to have to live with I'm not sure it's worth it.
Some of those are really half-baked.
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Don't be so salty
It's not the wurst job here in town.
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If I was looking for advice on a tight 5 I would have asked for it.
And all these puns are too cheesy for me.
( you've created a monster richie )
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My tight five used to pay my bills, you tight ass.
It's a good thing you're not lactose intolerant then.
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Did I get checked for that?
Oh, wait never mind, we had pizza.
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yep, so cross that one off of your allergies list too haha
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(The uniform is cute)
I'm allergic to your terrible puns write that on the list