I'm pretty sure shitty poetry is way closer to your wheelhouse than mine, dude. Did you write poetry when you were younger? Song lyrics?
( eddie actually kind of desperately wants to know the answer, but he suspects richie will definitely hold out on him if he sounds too interested. it's a monumental effort to sound completely chill about it.
he wishes he knew more about what they were all like, after leaving derry. specifically wishes he knew more about richie. did he go to college? work shitty jobs? write poetry? eddie just wants to know....everything. it's a little intense. )
Just because I'm a comedian doesn't mean I can write poetry. In fact, I'm pretty sure it guarantees that I can't.
Not unless you want a shitty hallmark card poem that ends in an insult.
[He absolutely did write poetry or tried his hand at it. He wasn't ever very good. Music was a love of his but only as a listener, he knew his strengths and he stuck to them.]
Only if I can hire you to follow me around and analyze all my risks. It'd be this place's first dead by conniption fit.
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( eddie actually kind of desperately wants to know the answer, but he suspects richie will definitely hold out on him if he sounds too interested. it's a monumental effort to sound completely chill about it.
he wishes he knew more about what they were all like, after leaving derry. specifically wishes he knew more about richie. did he go to college? work shitty jobs? write poetry? eddie just wants to know....everything. it's a little intense. )
How about I hire you as my ghostwriter?
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Not unless you want a shitty hallmark card poem that ends in an insult.
[He absolutely did write poetry or tried his hand at it. He wasn't ever very good. Music was a love of his but only as a listener, he knew his strengths and he stuck to them.]
Only if I can hire you to follow me around and analyze all my risks. It'd be this place's first dead by conniption fit.