Just because I'm a comedian doesn't mean I can write poetry. In fact, I'm pretty sure it guarantees that I can't.

Not unless you want a shitty hallmark card poem that ends in an insult.

[He absolutely did write poetry or tried his hand at it. He wasn't ever very good. Music was a love of his but only as a listener, he knew his strengths and he stuck to them.]

Only if I can hire you to follow me around and analyze all my risks. It'd be this place's first dead by conniption fit.