salbutamol: (anything for u beyonce)
eddie k. ([personal profile] salbutamol) wrote in [personal profile] sloppybitch 2021-01-31 06:47 pm (UTC)

Richie do you think about sex things I might be good at you have to answer now or I'm going to stress out about this all night. Oh my god this isn't what I wanted to talk about.

I can't be a real estate agent my last one in New York was the worst creature alive and he had perfect teeth and I'm pretty sure he ripped me off because he could tell I wanted to get it over with. Fucker probably paid for those teeth with all the soul sucking commission he made.

...Food could actually be kind of interesting though. Especially since cashews won't actually kill me.

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